"To be, or not to be, that is the question. Weeelll.... More of A question really. Not THE question. Because, well, I mean, there are billions and billions of questions out there, and well, when I say billions, I mean, when you add in the answers, not just the questions, weeelll, you're looking at numbers that are positively astronomical and... for that matter the other question is what you lot are doing on this planet in the first place, and er, did anyone try just pushing this little red button?"
Oh, how I wish I'd written that. Fortunately Neil Gaiman did it instead and I can't begrudge the man anything.
Oh, and this is not apropos of nothing - David Tennant is due to play Oedipus Dane at the RSC over the summer.